December 2010
1-800-FLOURS
A friend of mine had to order flowers to send on behalf of the company where she works; there was a death in a coworker’s family. Luckily the flower company sent a confirmation email before the flowers were sent:
She said: Church of Epiphany He wrote: ETEFANNY CHURCH
I said: Our deepest condolences from your family at [redacted]. He wrote: OUR DIPPIEST FROM YOUR FAMILY [redacted]...
The King Has Come — Eoghan Heaslip
Verse 1...
Twitter = TMI...sometimes
G: is twitter down for you?
me: nope...@macpowell just dropped his kids off at the school...I'm not sure how I feel about hearing about his bowel movements...
G: its POOL.
me: oh...whatever.
A Festivus Miracle!!! →
SANTA ANA, Calif. (AP) — A Festivus for the rest of us? A convicted drug dealer in California thinks so. He cited his adherence to the holiday celebrated on a famous episode of Seinfeld to get better meals at the Orange County jail. The Orange County Register reported Monday that Malcolm Alarmo King disliked the salami meals served at the jail, so he used his devotion to Festivus as a reason...
“I was never one to patiently pick up broken fragments and glue them together...”
– Margaret Mitchell
Wrap Me In Your Arms — Michael Gungor
There...
12 Days of Christmas — Phineas and Ferb and...