December 2009
So Wii Fit says I am 15 lbs lighter than what my...
I’m not sure how I feel about that. It’s sort of giving me a false high. And now I’m just confused — which one is right? And come on! FIFTEEN?? That’s a huge discrepency!
The next person that tells me "See you next year!"...
complicatedshoes:
That’s right, little old lady co-worker… I’m talking to you!
See you next year!!!
Maybe I Can Change — Keane
Watch“Local” tech support
“How much to learn if we could spend one hour, spend twenty minutes, with the us...”
– Richard Bach
I Don’t Care Anymore — Phil Collins
1happyst:
Admit it, you’re asking yourself all those questions on Formspring to make it seem like people give a shit. Solid plan, Bud. I have to hand it to the creators of this thing, though. They’ve taken a concept that is so stupid and they’re running with it. Can I create the next form of social media? Hey how ‘bout this: tubfarter.com. Every time you take a bath, you videotape yourself...
What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing...
“Clearly I can see your you’re nuts.”
What do you call a man with no arms or legs who...
Claude
Save Me (Wake Up Call) — Unwritten Law
I got Wii Fit for Christmas...it's time to remove...
You’re Not the Boss of Me — They Might...
15 Musical New Year's Resolutions for 2010
1. Dent May & His Magnificent Ukulele - “26 Miles (Santa Catalina)” Those marathons ain’t gonna run themselves. 2. Buck Owens - “Act Naturally” Even if it makes you the biggest fool to ever hit the big time. 3. Nellie McKay - “Baby Watch Your Back” Sign up for those self-defense classes you’ve been putting off. Hi-YA! 4. The Beatles -...
Free Million Dollar Ideas
complicatedshoes:
Below you will find some ideas that are guaranteed money in the bank. However, I don’t have the means (nor motivation) to bring them to fruition. They’re all too good not to happen so I’m passing the ideas on to you so that maybe one of you may run with it. Godspeed.
Jerky-lined Ski Coats - I don’t know if I’d have the insulation actually made of jerky but you have to admit...
Love is Hard — James Morrison
Married Jonas brother says sex not worth the... →
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Just days after tying the knot after years of abstinence, Kevin Jonas of the pop sensation the Jonas Brothers stunned his teenaged fans by announcing that “to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait.”
“After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?” Mr. Jonas told reporters at a New York press conference.
As to whether Mr....
Mistletoe — Colbie Caillat
“Ho ho ho”
– Santa Claus
Where Are You Christmas — Faith Hill
Feelings Show — Colbie Caillat
