January 2009
Go Light Your World — Chris Rice
Solve a Sudoku ... win a house worth £675k →
The 49-year-old is selling 14,000 chances to win the stylish detached home on the Fylde coast, for £50 per time - when enough people have entered a winner will be randomly selected.
NNNnnnooooooo!!!!!!!!
I just ate a piece of chicken in my McDonald’s parfait. Those of you who follow me know that I get a McDonalds parfait EVERY MORNING for breakfast. Now I can’t. I am so bummed (and about to puke).
EDIT: I just got a comment from someone who doesn’t know what a McDonalds parfait is…let me clarify. McDonalds says: “Refreshing blueberries and strawberries surrounded by...
Kids today.
Co-worker's daughter: What does God look like?
Teacher: What do you think God looks like?
Co-worker's daughter: I don't know. I'll google him when I get home and look at the image search results.
What kind of day are YOU having?
1happyst:
I get on the elevator to go to lunch. When I reach the lobby, I stick my right hand into my pocket and notice that my wallet isn’t there.
Crap! I must have left it upstairs on my desk.
I hop back on the elevator and head back up. I reach my desk.
Son of a bitch, it’s not there. What did I do with it?
Oh there it is. In my left hand.
Awesome!!!
Right after I finished my nails last night, I noticed that my toes could use some new polish, too. Not wanting to ruin my fingernails, I went to my husband to take the polish off my toes. This is not something he normally does. I normally do all my primping myself, leaving him out of it. But out of desperation, I asked him if he could take the polish off my toes. He said, “Does that mean I...
The French
We have French clients in the office this week. French, as in, straight from France. I just heard that they want two things while they’re here — pizza and McDonalds. WTF. Are we going to go through the drive-thru or should we let them play in the Playland while they’re here? And maybe we can take them to Chuck E. Cheese for the pizza…
Top 10 funniest Super Bowl commercials →
10. Visa – Kevin Bacon 9. Bud Light – Rock, Paper, Scissors 8. T-Mobile – Dwayne Wade v. Charles Barkley 7. Ameriquest – Cat Killer 6. FedEx – Castaway 5. Emerald Nuts – Unicorns 4. Doritos – Mouse Trap 3. Sierra Mist – Beard Comb Over 2. Bud Light – Breath of Fire 1. Reebok – Terry Tate Office Linebacker
Confused about Muslims? Give one a call →
Ever wonder what the Quran has to say about terrorism? Why Muslim women wear veils? What Islam teaches about Jesus?
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A billboard advertising the toll-free number sprang up last month on FM 1960 near Interstate 45. Similar ones have also been posted in San Antonio, Dallas, El Paso and two dozen other U.S. cities.
The billboards are part of a...
East to West — Casting Crowns
“No one is a firmer believer in the power of prayer than the devil; not that he...”
– Guy H. King
“Don’t pray when it rains if you don’t pray when the sun shines.”
– Satchel Paige
“In life we all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an...”
– Diego Marchi
“A friend is one to whom one may pour out the contents of one’s heart,...”
– Arabian Proverb
“One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those who are...”
– Malayan Proverb
(They Long to Be )Close to You — The...
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kurisutin:
i want to hold your hand...
Currently listening to Counting Crows’ August and Everything After, which for some reason reminds me of Rick’s American Cafe in Ann Arbor…maybe because I was hanging out there around the time that CD came out…ahhh…memories…
Perfect People — Natalie Grant
