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  1. vasta: Communist Monopoly.

    vasta:

    Communist Monopoly.
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  2. "I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades…or a game of fake heart attack."
    — Demetri Martin
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  3. I would love to walk around the mall talking on one of these.

    I would love to walk around the mall talking on one of these.

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  4. noahkai: craytonc: applebottom: It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue. Not a Grue!!!!! =) Perfect.

    noahkai:

    craytonc:

    applebottom:

    It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

    Not a Grue!!!!! =)

    Perfect.

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  5. “Sometimes, two ordinary things, when put together at just the right time, can make those two ordinary things become something more than ordinary.”
    “Sometimes, two ordinary things, when put together at just the right time, can make those two ordinary things become something more than ordinary.”
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  6. Pick Up Line Generator

    (via nickmcglynn)

    I am SSSOOO going to the bar tonight!!

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  7. Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work.  The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives. After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some S&M role playing.

    The following week they met up again to compare notes:

    Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, ‘Last Friday at the end of the work day, went to my boyfriend’s office wearing a leather coat.  When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!’

    The engaged woman giggled and said, ‘That’s pretty much my story!  When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only screwed all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!

    The married woman put her glass down and said, ‘I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over  at Grandma’s.  I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos.  I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, ‘Hey, Batman, what’s for dinner?”

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  8. complicatedshoes:

    “Get Out of My Dreams” - Billy Ocean

    I like that he drives up to a group of women and yells to one of them to get into his car. She’s obviously reluctant but her friends make her get in the car! WTF?!

    peer pressure

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  9. "

    As he held her and tasted her, and as she curved in further and further toward him, with her own lips, new to herself, drowned and engulfed in love, yet solaced and triumphed, he was thankful to have an existence at all, if only as a reflection in her wet eyes.

    “My God,” he gasped, “you’re fun to kiss.”

    "
    —

    Tender is the Night, F. Scott Fitzgerald (via ermengarde) (via scout) (via noahkai)

    I think I need to read this book!!

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  10. "A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view."
    —Wilma Askinas (via definatelymaybe)